You're single because....

We came up with a few reasons this morning you could be single.  You’re single because:


  • you drive a van with no windows
  • you’re mom picked us up for our last date
  • you still wear cargo pants
  • you have 5 kids by 5 different guys
  • you wear a gold rope chain
  • you hang out at high school parties and you’re 27
  • you have your ex baby daddy’s name tattooed on your upper boob
  • you walk around Walmart with a camera on your shoe