When it's OK to lie

Times You Should Lie to a Woman

 

MADEMAN.COM - Honesty is usually the best policy. But sometimes, your honesty just does more harm than good.

 

1. Do you mind taking care of me when Im sick in bed?

They want you to take care of them when they're sick, even if you don't want to. Lie to them.

2. Are you uncomfortable when I cry in front of you?

News flash:  girls cry. Get used to it. Don't comfort them and look like an insensitive tool.

3. Do you think I need to wear makeup daily?

NO NO NO. "You are beautiful just the way you are" is THE ONLY answer that will not get you in trouble. It's a trap. Don't fall for it.

4. Did you have a stripper at your bachelor party?

NO NO NO.  "That's disgusting. I'm not into that" is the ONLY ANSWER you should give. It's a trap. Don't fall for it.

5. Do you think my best friend/sister is hot?

NO NO NO. "I don't look at them that way. Plus, they're nothing compared to you. Do not fall for it. It's a trap.

6. Do you like hanging out with my family?

If your girlfriend is close with her family, plan on being close with them too. If you're woman isn't close to her family or she's an orphan, consider yourself lucky.