What your butt says about you

What your Butt says about you:

Men with muscular butts:  strong, persistant, and enduring in bed.

Women with round butts:  sexually active, materialistic, and unkind

Wrinkly butts:  reliable, steady, and calm.  Asymmetrical wrinkles expose selfish and greedy people.

Saddlebag butts:  faithful in love and marriage.  Men and women with such butts are hopelessly mediocre individuals.

Women with saggy butts:  good wives and careful mothers. 

Uneven butts:  if your left cheek is bigger than your right it says you are looking to get married as early as possible.  It is unhealthy for you to stay single.  If your right is bigger than your left you will see a lot of serious problems in your life (career problems for men and child birthing problems for women).

Hairy butts:  very kind and agreeable. However they expose their genetic predisposition to illness of the pelvic organs.  Parents with hairy butts give birth to psychologically unbalanced, short-tempered children.

Those with birthmarks on their butts:  courageous and passionate people.