Stupid News!!!

It's a GODSEND that this guy is SO STUPID that he ended up off the streets.  Last week, a 22-year-old in Arizona applied for a job with Border Patrol.  On the form, they ask if you have any possible past criminal activity to disclose . . . and he wrote that he'd engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a minor and regularly does it with animals.  He was arrested for sexual conduct with a minor and three counts of bestiality.

Here's his mugshot.