A stripper with one HELL of an excuse

Last Wednesday, a 25-year-old stripper named in Hallandale Beach, Florida, was out in the street drunk and smashed a driver's side mirror, spit in his face, then assaulted a guy who tried to hold her back.  Her excuse is pretty epic.  Before the cops came, she claimed she was a REALITY SHOW HOST, and the whole thing was being filmed for a hidden camera show.  It was not.   Then she told people she was a FEDERAL AGENT working for the mayor of Hallandale Beach.  She was not.   And at her bond hearing, she told the judge she was a PERFORMANCE ARTIST, and the entire thing was a performance art piece.  It was not.  She is now facing battery and criminal mischief charges.

Source Gawker