Probably not a good idea
A drunk guy at New York's JFK airport told the ticket agent he was Osama Bin Laden and that he had a bomb in his bag.
The 61-year-old showed up drunk to get his boarding pass and told the agent: "My name is Bin Laden, and I have a bomb in my bag."
Instead of calling Port Authority, the agent waltzed him over to the TSA screeners and had him go through again.
They waited 40 minutes to call the cops and by the time they got there, the guy's luggage was already on the plane.
The TSA is looking into it.