9 Sure Ways to Get Fired

Don't do these.  Atom came up with some others that you shouldn't do either. 

 

   Your boss asks if there’s anything you need and you say smaller nipples.

During your evaluation you’re asked where do you see yourself in a year and you reply “anywhere but here”

 You left Google up on your computer with “how to make a bomb” in the search bar

You wore a mistletoe belt buckle to the company Christmas party walking up to every female co-worker and saying, “heh?”

Your boss asks you to fill out a manager’s survey and you answer the question “How can I improve as your manager?” with “Kill yourself”.