50 Shades of Grey leads to squirts



The Carlisle, England police recently arrested Raymond Hodgson for squirting his girlfriend with barbecue sauce. He became enraged when he found out Emma McCormick was reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Raymond went to her home and squirted her as she opened the door. He was charged with assault. Prosecutor Adrienne Harris says, "Mr Hodgson thought that the book was pornographic, and that she should not read such literature. He had every intention of squirting sauce over Miss McCormick, but he now regrets having done this, realizing how stupid it sounds. He didn't realize that the sauce incident would be classed as an assault. He is sorry for his actions."